Tag Archives: humor

Essay: Motherhood is an Act of Infinite Optimism

Happy Mother’s Day, y’all! Here’s a gift from me to you: a link to the Mother’s Day newspaper column I wrote for Gannett in 2017. I hope it makes you laugh. Motherhood is “an act of infinite optimism” My eternal … Continue reading

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New column: “‘Keep the change, ya filthy animal'”

Lately, I’ve been channeling the cranky old mobster from the film “Home Alone.” That and more in my most recent newspaper column. I sure hope y’all enjoy it! To read, click here.

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New column: “The best laid plans of husbands and wives”

In my newspaper column this week, I’m mourning plans for a dream vacation that were thwarted by Fate. Fate, in the forms of a drug cartel and a Category 5 hurricane. To read, click here.

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New column: “Gardening is an optimist’s job”

Planting a vegetable garden is not for the faint of heart … or the faint of humor. That and more in my column this week in The Greenville News. To read, click here.

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New column: “‘Motherhood is an act of infinite optimism'”

My newspaper column this week is all about the moms. And how I had to extract a seed from my child’s ear last week. And quotes from the funniest moms in America. And more. Happy Mother’s Day to all the … Continue reading

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New newspaper column: “Beginnings”

My new column this week at The Greenville News does away with New Year’s resolutions, and instead, is all about beginnings. It also involves me mocking the signatures in my husband’s high school yearbook. And the ’80s headbands. To read, … Continue reading

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New newspaper column: “Spring cleaning ‘ain’t no joke'”

This week’s newspaper column is up at The Greenville News. It’s all about Spring cleaning–or not. With a few sage tidbits from Louisa May Alcott, Phyllis Diller, and Erma Bombeck. To read, click here. Happy Spring!

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New column: “When you’re a parent, hits just keep on coming”

Happy Thursday, folks! Today’s newspaper column is up at The Greenville News. It’s about how parenthood is a constant lesson in humility. And a little tidbit about how I had to take off my pants in public. Read here. Enjoy!

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